Hips

Hi, I'm Hips, I'm 29, and I do terrible things to every piece of technology I touch. My pronouns are he/they.I play FFXIV a lot on Zalera. When I'm not screaming at endgame crafts, punishing myself by being a healer, or blowing things up on black mage, I like to roleplay or write fanfics. My fanfic comms are occasionally open every so often.Character profiles and a page for all my social medias can be found below.

Overmind

Name: Tatsuya Mikami (Overmind)Race: Raen Au Ra (Primal)Pronouns: He/himAge: ??? (Looks to be mid 30's)Nameday: ???Likes: Aether, new experiences, kids, learning about historyDislikes: Being ignored, Hydaelyn, The Twelve, pretty much anyone who might be a threatPhysical description: At a height of 7'1" with a spiky tail and an almost permanent resting bitchface, the Au Ra makes for quite the imposing sight. His hair is white, a touch messy, and goes down to his shoulders, tumbling over a pair of horns that curl in towards his face. The eyes set into said face are a bright, intense glowing blue.First impression: As though his height didn't make him intimidating enough, his manner of speech is immensely formal, sometimes even dipping down into being archaic. Though, if you can get past that, you'll find him to be incredibly charismatic, if a touch odd at times, and all-too happy to share a pint or three over discussing adventures. If you're lucky, you might even see his soft side that he reserves almost solely for children.OOC information: Overmind is really a primal who had taken over the body of a Raen called Tatsuya Mikami. After the events of Endwalker, he had his favorite thrall, Soreas Lennart, resummon him without the corruptive influences present in typical primal summoning spells. As such, he's now much more mellow than he was and is no longer interested in enthralling others.To at least try to blend in, he tends to take up odd jobs, mainly bounty hunting since he often has the opportunity to snack on his targets' aether in the process.Image references

Glitchy Aster

Name: Glitchy AsterRace: Dunesfolk LalafellPronouns: He/HimAge: Late 30s/early 40s.Nameday: 31st Sun of the 5th Umbral MoonLikes: Sweets, causing chaos, most varieties of magic, showing off, books, alchemy, cookingDislikes: Red magic, white magic, people who flaunt their height over him, people in generalPhysical description: At 3'0", Glitchy is on the short side even for a lalafell and about as pale as they come. His eyes are a bruised, almost sickly blue color and are usually set in a grumpy glower.First impression: Unpredictable, blunt, and chaotic, with a horrid temper, it's never quite clear whether Glitchy will take a liking to you or not... Though you may very well not want him to, given how he threatens harm even to those close to him. Of course, he still makes the threat to those who aren't friends with him, it just tends to sound more serious. Regardless, he is very particular about both his emotional and physical space and it would take a little persistence and a lot of tolerance to those hoping to stick around.
In public, however, he's learned to behave himself. Putting up a fuss is more likely to draw attention and, with all the secrets packed into his little form, attention is one of the last things he wants.OOC information: Glitchy is originally from Meracydia and moved to Eorzea sometime after the Calamity. As such, he has an accent and different mannerisms that would be difficult for most to place.
During his time in Eorzea, he attracted the notice of a cult, who proceeded to take him captive to use as a host for the voidsent they worshipped. Even with his powers, he was unable to fight it off and it resides in him now. Unfortunately for him, it doesn't quite get the idea of subtlety, so it also gave him claws, sharp teeth, a stubby forked tongue, and bat-like wings, all of which he usually hides beneath his clothing or with the use of glamours. Living with a voidsent in his body comes with many other difficulties, but those are the most obvious to outside observers.When not tucked away in a book or experimenting with alchemy or cooking, he can be found using his black mage powers to their truly explosive effects by divesting local wildlife of any materials they might offer... after making sure to drain the precious aether from them first, of course.Image references

Writing commissions are currently open.I do take writing commissions! Here's the rules and info for them.Going rate is $30 per 1,000 words. I might go longer if I like the topic, but you're only obligated to pay what we agree upon at the start.
Here's the usual word counts I manage for various scenarios:
• Little one-shots for character introspection/short snippets/etc. are ~1k words.
• Scenarios involving two characters/porn without any or very minimal plot are ~2k words.
• Scenarios with multiple characters/porn with plot are 3k+ words.
You can request however many words you want for your fic, that's just to give an idea as to how many words I usually write for various things.I can write pretty much any rating/genre, but my favorites are angst, horror, dead dove, and weird smut. A list of NSFW stuff I will and won't write is here.I currently prefer writing Final Fantasy XIV. When it comes to OCs, I need at least a description of their personality and a physical reference/description.Payment in USD is due in full upon starting your commission and will be paid through paypal invoices.I do not allow my writing to be used for AI training/machine learning/etc.Examples of my work can be found on my AO3 here.Current queue can be found here.If you want to commission me, feel free to fill out the form here or shoot me a message on my Twitter here. Twitter sometimes decides not to let me know if I get message requests, so I can also be reached at [email protected] if you don't hear back from me in a day or two.